The literary historiography :

the day before great moments of literary history :

illustrated lines of the hoi poloi engaged in mundane circumstances.

Life is just a bowl of cherries,
So live and laugh at it all.
Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Don't take it serious; it's too mysterious.

 

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Squib (skwib) - a small powdercap, considered harmless, detonated with smoke-in-the-pants effect by fleeing comic.

Einstein:
Well, we had no idea that it would’ve behaved like it did. That it would yield such a thing as a new strain of organism and that this sub micro sub scopic atomital may prove to be the eventual demise of the entire human race as we now know it to be.
Reporter:
Wadyameanperfesser?
Soldier:
No questions.
Scientist:
But Albert, what you are saying is nonsense. Fantasy. You know there is no basis for any of this. Balderdash fluh dubbery esh da biddle nom quid tempestuousness pro nellumesque.
Soldier:
No statements.
Reporter:
Vooley allah beddo alahambra eddy dutchen ban play?